The Terrible Twos (一)

上星期去Charity shop買了幾本書給妞妞,在那買書真有種賺到的感覺,除了書幾乎全新外價格又便宜到呆掉,買了六本才1磅2,平均一本才20p。妞妞很愛看書,每本書她都翻到快爛掉了,加上心血來潮時會撕書,所以很少有書是完整的,所以如果你的小孩和妞妞一樣,那麼charity  shop是你最好的選擇。講了那麼多,其實這篇文章是要分享我買的一本書(The Terrible Twos)中的幾篇精典(這個精典是以我個人的想法啦!)。
先大致介紹這本書,The Terrible Twos是英國BBC Children in need在1994年出版的,目的是將所得用在幫助兒童身上,內容的大意是在分享二歲至二歲兒童的故事。
My son Gareth is a Welsh Rugby Union referee. When he first started to referee some of the more important games, some were televised.
I was sitting with my grandson Aled, watching Gareth, and afterwards I said, "Wasn't it exciting watching Daddy on television. What did you think of it?"
"Oh, it was all right, " he replied, " but I wish he would play nicely with the others instead of blowing that whistle and putting his hand in the air."
Joan Simmonds
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My grandson was asking his mother what time of day he was born.
"One o'clock in the morning," she told him.
"I hope I didn't wake you up," he said.
D. Dunston
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While working as a midwife I delivered a baby in the morning at the mother's home and returned later for the evening visit.
I was greeted at the door by the two-year-old who said:
"Have you come to take it back again? We've had it all day."
Marjorie Davies
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Some years ago, my small daughter (four and a half years) had her first PE lesson at her new "big" school.
She said she had enjoyed it and added reassuringly, " It's all right, Mummy, I didn't let the boys see my Knickers."
"How did you manage that?" I replied.
"Well," she answered. " I took them off!"
Julia Marshall